F.A.Q.


Frequenty Asked Questions


What's A Wilhelm Scream?
What's the deal with first-pass/second-pass reviews?
Why do you rate films out of seven?
Why do you rate films at all? Why not just review them?
Why haven't you reviewed [Insert Title Here]?
Do you really see all of these films in the cinema?
You really do love Star Wars, don't you?



Q. What's A Wilhelm Scream?

It's this. A commonly used library-sound effect of a man yelling, usually used in films, TV and games when someone either falls from a height or gets shot/blown-up during a battle. The likleyhood is that it's the voice of Sheb Wooley, who appeared as a voice-over extra in the 1953 film 'The Charge At Feather River', where a character named Private Wilhelm (played by the actor Ralph Brooke, not by Wooley) takes an arrow to the leg and falls off his horse as a result. Since then it's been used in countless films, and has become a sort of low-level in-joke with editors and sound mixers. All of the Star Wars films feature a Wilhelm (hence my obsession). Once you have the sound burned into your brain, you'll recognise it instantly in movies.

For more examples, this YouTube video is quite marvellous.


Q. What's the deal with first-pass/second-pass reviews?

I started reviewing (and I use that term loosely) in the blog to make me watch films differently. I've got one of those magic cards that means I can go to the cinema as much as I want, and I didn't want to drift into a state of autopilot where someone asks me if I've seen a movie, and I know I have but I find I can't remember much/anything about it. So since I decided I want to write about everything I see in the cinema, it made sense to extend that to repeat-viewings as well. As long-time readers will know, I have no problem watching a film I love five times during its theatrical-run, and writing about each screening makes me look for (but not always find, admittedly) new things.


Q. Why do you rate films out of seven?

It started when I watched seven movies in seven days, and it was a thing to finish the theme off. It just kind of stuck from there, it's not just me being different for the sake of it.
(ASIDE: It is.)


Q. Why do you rate films at all? Why not just review them?

There's a tendency among humans to skip to the end. It's partially for them, and partially to sum up the movie. Even critics who get a bit sniffy about scores are still judging it 1 for 'I liked it', 0 for 'I didn't' or somewhere inbetween. So am I, but I'm also putting a number on it.


Q. Why haven't you reviewed [Insert Title Here]?

I usually only make a point of reviewing films I see at the cinema. If my local hasn't shown it (and that's a worryingly high number of new releases), I don't write about it, even if/when I catch it later at home. There are exceptions to this, but if I reviewed all the films I watch I'd be typing too much to sleep.


Q. Do you really see all of these films in the cinema?

Unless it's posted as a catchup-review or similar, yes. If you're reading on a device with a mouse, hover it over the poster at the top of the review; the image it flips to is the ticket for the showing I went to. And yeah, I've got a Unlimited card; I wouldn't go nearly as often as I do, otherwise.
I mean, who in their right mind would pay full price to see 'I, Frankenstein'?



Q. You really do love Star Wars, don't you?

Yes. Yes, I do.




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